afoxnamedmulder:

(via michaun)

saveamericandemocracynow:

She had an election stolen from her due to suppression and instead of giving up or running for senate like many wanted her to, she organized a movement. Stacy Abrams is a major reason GA is so competitive right now. She deserves our collective praise and thanks.

(via dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou)

thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

sentimental-apathy:

byjove-cannibalcove:

artemis69:

aaron2point0:

ekjohnston:

derinthemadscientist:

writing-prompt-s:

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

They find each other because one of them puts up an ad for PERFECLY NORMAL HUMAN ROOMMATES NEEDED and none of them know enough about earth culture to realize how weird that is

(via ohcurtains)

venka:

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

(via lexa-kom-skaikru)

im-a-mother-deactivated20210829:

Courtesy of my boo @garbagefingers

(via babysquid-warrior)

casually-ananarchist-tomato:

allow-me-to-speak:

Nothing is funnier to me than all of Donald’s immediate neighbors unanimously going “you’re fucking intolerable, goodbye”

DC: BEGONE THOT

(via babysquid-warrior)

espavol:

portraitoftheoddity:

Honestly I’m afraid if I go to sleep I’ll miss a Hobbit sex tape dropping, Sweden announcing first contact, and like, the origination of 500 new memes inexplicably featuring Garfield or something and wake up even more bewildered than I’ve already been all night.

(via tikkunolamorgtfo)

mysharona1987:

Waiting literally a year for your epic revenge is the most teenage girl move ever.

(via babysquid-warrior)

meso-mijali:

rosalui:

youngstero:

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

(via woahspace)

raenawrites:

Write fanfiction guiltlessly. Do it not only because it’s good practice, not only because you don’t feel like putting your energy into original stuff, but because you do feel like putting your energy into fandom. Write fanfics of epic proportions or tiny one-shots; write fluff or angst or cliches or tropes; publish the roughest version or keep the twelfth draft for only yourself. Do it without feeling bad. You owe no one anything; the act of creation is a gift in and of itself, and it doesn’t matter if you’re creating fanfic or original stories or whatever else you want. All that matters is you enjoy it, because why else would you do it at the end of the day?

Write fanfiction guiltlessly.

(via thessbechloe)